HALLUCINATOR

HALLUCINATOR

$30.00

Heat Rating: 
THIS CANNOT BE RATED. BE WARNED!
Size: 
40ml
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You asked for it.. and now you've got it, so don't complain.
But trust me when I say, don't do it. Designed to fast-track that endorphin release from the brain, this goes way beyond any natural chilli heat that you've tried before.
It contains a 9 milion SHU "Scoville Heat Units" Oleoresin, Pure Chilli Oil in laymans terms.. i.e. Extract,
We push the sweets and the salts over the top of the smokey extract flavour, and load up on our Cajun Spice blend to give it an earthy yet sweet, salty start and finish.
Well.. at least there's flavour packed in there, just before the inevitable heat hits. Unlike any other chilli kick, it's slow, real slow. And just when you think "it's not that hot"
you're glad you didn't say it out loud, because the freight train is coming. The roller coaster is rolling, and you're not getting off that coaster until the ride is over.
Good luck.. Enjoy the Trip.

SCIENCEY STUFF.
The brain is your best friend when it comes to pain (high end pain). The brain tries to protect you by releasing pain relieving endorphins, but will only do so when it senses
that something is really really wrong. In this case, the more capsaicinoids that trigger the pain receptors in your brain, the more the brain will think somethings wrong. In that case
here come the endorphins. Designed to provide pain relief to the extremeties, such as fingers, face, ears, tongue, if you have enough Hallucinator, you may get the buzz.. the head rush
the blood rush, the adrenaline kick, the oxygenated blood stream, the increased heart rate, and possibly the numb fingers, face and general natural high.
You'll want to sit down, stand up, go for a run, have a sleep, lay down, focus, unfocus, wander, relax.. but you won't be sure what you want to do and when.
Just ride through the experience, and enjoy the ride that is our Hallucinator.

Ok - Here's the Legal stuff.
DO NOT INGEST THIS WITHOUT ADDING IT TO ANOTHER PRODUCT.
IT CONTAINS 20% EXTRACTS AND THESE ARE LISTED AS AN IRRITANT TO THE HUMAN BODY.
IF YOU DO CHOOSE TO CONSUME THIS DIRECTLY, BE AWARE OF THE FOLLOWING REACTIONS (NOT LIMITED TO)
- INCREASED HEART RATE
- INCREASED BLOOD FLOW TO EXTREMETIES AND AROUND THE BODY
- POSSIBLE BLURRED VISION
- POSSIBLE NUMBNESS TO EXTREMITIES, FACE, ARMS, HANDS
- POSSIBLE PAIN WITHIN THE EAR CANAL / EUSTACHIAN TUBE
- RINGING IN THE EARS
- MUCOUS MEMBRANE REACTION RESULTING IN UNCONTROLLABLE SALIVATION
- UNCONTROLLABLE AND INVOLUNTARY TEAR PRODUCTION
- A PAIN LEVEL THAT YOU MAY NEVER HAVE EXPERIENCE BEFORE
- A FEELING OF A 'NATURAL HIGH' THAT MAY COME WITH THE RELEASE OF PAIN KILLING ENDORPHINS
- EXPERIENCING SENSATIONS THAT YOU MAY NOT HAVE EXPERIENCED BEFORE MAY INCREASE HEART RATE AND ADRENALINE THAT MAY INDUCE PANIC AND SHORTNESS OF BREATH.
- UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD ANYONE UNDERTAKE CONSUMPTION OF THIS PRODUCT IF THE HAVE KNOWN HEALTH ISSUES RELATED TO HEART, BLOOD PRESSURE AND BREATHING
DIFFICULTIES, OR IF THEY BELIEVE THEY MAY SUSCEPTIBLE TO SUCH HEALTH ISSUES.

UPON BUYING THIS PRODUCT, YOU TAKE OWNERSHIP OF THE PRODUCT AND THE RESPONSIBILITIES THAT COME WITH OWNING SOMETHING AS INTENSE AS THIS.
AS THERE ARE NO REGULATIONS SURROUNDING THE SALE OF CAPSAICIN OR CAPSAICIN BASED PRODUCTS IN AUSTRALIA (YET) WE STILL HAVE A MORAL AND SOCIAL
RESPONSIBILITY TO ENSURE THAT NO HARM COMES TO YOURSELF OR ANYONE ELSE YOU CHOOSE TO PROVIDE THIS TO.

PLEASE ENSURE
- ANYONE TRYING OR USING THIS PRODUCT IS AWARE OF THE POSSIBLE REACTIONS ABOVE AND CONSUME THIS OF THEIR OWN DOING AND AND AWARE AND FULLY FUNCTIONAL AND OF SOUND AND FIT MIND
TO MAKE THE DECISION TO CONSUME ON THEIR OWN.
- THAT THEY ARE FULLY CAPABLE OF CONSUMING A PRODUCT OF THIS 'HEAT' INTENSITY AND DO NOT HAVE ANY MEDICAL CONDITION THAT MAY REACT TO OR BE ENHANCED
BY CONSUMPTION OF THIS PRODUCT.
- THAT YOU ARE FULLY AWARE OF YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES AS THE OWNER OF THIS PRODUCT.

UPON PERFORMING THE ADD TO CART AND PAYMENT STEPS, AND RECEIVING THE PRODUCT ONCE DESPATCHED, YOU CONFIRM YOU AGREE TO ALL SOCIAL
AND MORAL RESPONSIBILITIES BESTOWED UPON YOU.

GOOD LUCK. ENJOY THE RIDE.

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